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Be brave, Professor, be brave like my mother. Otherwise, you disgrace her. Otherwise, she died for nothing. Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty forever.

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fallingfood:

Falling Fries

fallingfood:

Falling Fries

posted on April 23rd   36,314 notes   via pizza   Source

hazelsgracer:

Shailene Woodley for Natural Health

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posted on April 23rd   7,289 notes   via hannibalshitspeople   Source

Platform 9 ¾? But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ¾. There’s no such thing. Is there?

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r u n
posted on April 23rd   690 notes   via mischiefmanagedin221b   Source

Daenerys “someone is going to die” Targaryen face

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highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office

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crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

kateitron:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

posted on April 23rd   471,461 notes   via relahvant   Source
So how do you catch a fish that isn’t hungry?
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avidfannibal:

vaeltaa:

image

this should not make me laugh this much.

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juust-another-teenager:

everyone-from-school:

liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

WHAT SHOW IS IT

GIRLCODE

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